Government confirms its plans if zombies attack

The government has replied to a tongue-in-cheek written parliamentary question about its plans for a zombie apocalypse by saying that if apocalypse meant the end of the world, there is not a lot it can do, and if it meant catastrophe that, yes, there is a civil defence plan for catastrophic events. According to its analysis, if by zombie the questioner meant people like The Waking Dead, it didnt see any likelihood of it happening, but if zombie meant someone removed from reality, then yes there were ways to deal with that.

The bizarre exchange came after senator Carles Mulet (Compromís) became fed up with waiting a long time for vague answers to his normal written questions. He noted that, in contrast, the government had answered his zombie apocalypse questions quickly and in precise detail.