...time to beating Guinness world records. Apart from the flipper thing, he's turned his hand to many other pursuits such as playing keepy-uppy with a ping pong ball on the side of a table tennis bat which feat he managed to endure for a mind-boggling ... mountain bike on your chin for ten minutes? Christian's your man. The world needs more chaps like this - striving for greatness in a not necessarily dignified manner. Spanish people hold some other wonderful records, including the fastest ever marathon ... as I can tell Christian is currently in possession of a total of forty world records, although this might be changing as I write as he flicks a selection of garden peas up Mount Kilimanjaro with a pair of knitting needles dressed as Snow White.